why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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