just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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