he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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