Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I enjoy the company of your penis
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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