Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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