I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That's what I'm talking about
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.