Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot

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(309): View more from Illinois

In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.

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gotta love wednesdays

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.

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(727): View more from Florida

just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win

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(301): View more from Maryland

She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...

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