Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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