did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
