i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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