If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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