I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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