She is in my trunk
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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