i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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