thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
ok first of all what the fuck
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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