I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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