i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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