Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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