I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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