Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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