Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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