return my video game
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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