If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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