Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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