you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I pour the whiskey from now on
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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