I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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