'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just invented taco cereal.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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