I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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