Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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