we're blogging at a bar
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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