I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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