my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
