I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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