I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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