i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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