flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I have post one night stand depression
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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