you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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