i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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