hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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