: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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