There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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