i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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