Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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