i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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