i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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