What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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