Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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