I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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