Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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