For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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