billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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