God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
